A gapless, progressive indie rock album that ends with a sixteen minute song that is split into five parts? And you don’t have this yet? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? It’s time to retire that beat-up vinyl version of Yes’s Fragile and download Tao of the Dead immediately.

Among the activities this album is good for: drinking, running, smoking, sexting, driving, flying, fencing, glass blowing and sword making. Buy, it, blare it, believe it.

♫ “The Wasteland”