STUPID PEOPLE - Diego Montoya
(from Purple Monkeys Stole My Grapefruit Spoon)

Why do we let Stupid People drive cars?
Stupid People
Stupid People
Why do we let Stupid People reproduce?
Stupid People
Stupid People

Stupid People everywhere
Stupid People with stupid hair
Why can't Stupid People be more rare?
And go live like hermits in a Stupid People lair

Why do we let Stupid People speak?
Stupid People
Stupid People
Why do we let Stupid People use umbrellas?
Stupid People
Stupid People

Stupid People everywhere
Stupid People with stupid hair
Why can't Stupid People be more rare?
And stop breathing all of my polluted New York air